SATAN ISN'T A CALVINIST

I caught a YouTuber called MethodMinistries interviewing Seth Dillon (of Babylon Bee fame) about his views on Calvinism.

Long story short, Seth isn't a fan. 

One of his best lines was "Satan isn't a Calvinist".

Why not? 

To paraphrase Seth, if Satan understood that certain people were saved no matter what they did or didn't do while all others were doomed no matter what they did or didn't do - and it was all predetermined to play out according to God's eternal decree ... why work so hard to draw anyone into hell?

Might as well kick back and watch it all play out according to plan.

There's no indication in Scripture, however, that Satan ever kicks back and relaxes.